Will Cressy’s Humorous History of New Hampshire (1925)

Will Cressy was a New Hampshire born humorist and vaudeville performer who wrote a series of booklets entitled, “Will Cressy’s Humorous History of ——–.”  An entire blog post dedicated to him can be found elsewhere.  For now, only the history pertinent to New Hampshire is shown here.  The illustrations shown here, unless indicated differently, were not found in the original pamphlet.

—WILL CRESSY’S HUMOROUS HISTORY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE—
as found in The Granite Monthly, Vol 57, March 1925, No. 3, page 106

The Ark on Mt. Washington, New Hampshire. (SPOOF).  Photograph created using a real photograph of Mt. Washington, taken circa 1900 and a sketch of Noah's Ark, taken from The Bible panorama 1891.

The Ark on Mt. Washington, New Hampshire. (SPOOF). Photograph created by J. W. Brown meshing two real photographs– one of Mt. Washington circa 1900, and a sketch of Noah’s Ark, taken from The Bible panorama 1891.

MOUNT WASHINGTON was the highest point in the Garden of Eden. When the Ark finally landed NOAH stepped out, looked around and said, —- “Who said this was Ararat? This is MOUNT WASHINGTON, in NEW HAMPSHIRE.”

And HAM took his family and went down through Dixville Notch and started Portsmouth.

And SHEM went down Crawford Notch route and started Nashua.

And JEPHET took the Franconia Notch route and settled at Concord. Continue reading

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The Death of the Old Year, by Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1842)

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The Death of the Old Year
Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1842)
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Full knee deep lies the winter snow,
And the winter winds are wearily sighing;
Toll ye the church bell sad and slow
And tread softly and speak low,
For the old year lies a dying.
Old year you must not die;
You come to us so readily,
You lived with us so steadily,
Old year, you shall not die. Continue reading

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Concord New Hampshire: A Year of Celebration in 2015

In 2015 Concord can celebrate many birthdays--290 years from its founding, 250 from its incorporation as the town named Concord (note there were 2 previous names), and 162 years as a "city."

In 2015 Concord can celebrate many birthdays–290 years from its founding, 250 from its incorporation as the town named Concord (note there were 2 previous names), and 162 years as a “city.”

Concord is a city with a complex past.  Its not surprising that people aren’t quite sure what anniversary, or even which ‘founder,’ to celebrate historically. In the case of anniversaries–they celebrate them all.

Anyone who was present for Concord New Hampshire’s 200th birthday bash in 1925-26 would be very confused, 90 years later (today) to see the “Celebrating 250 years in Concord” headlines (touted at the Concord Historical Society, and at concord250.org).

The numbers just don’t add up. So why the discrepancy? Continue reading

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“Christmas Picture,” by New Hampshire Poet: Lydia (Swasey) Obear

Photograph of Lydia (Swasey) Obear, probably with one of her grandchildren, taken before her death in January of 1919.

Photograph of Lydia (Swasey) Obear, probably with one of her grandchildren, taken before her death in January of 1919 courtsey of Amy Conant Voelker, her 3rd great-grand daughter.

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When the light through the eastern sky shall break,
On Christmas morning, the children will wake,
And with whispered giggle each curly head,
And pink, chubby foot, will steal out of bed
On barefooted tiptoes to creep round the house,
From chamber to chamber, as still as a mouse.
To each sleeper’s door there comes a light tread,
And the latch softly lifted, in steals a head;
Now with eager haste, lest the sleeper arouse
Ere the words are uttered, there rings through the house,–
“I wish you a merry Christmas!”
While the echoes still through the chambers ring,
Swiftly scudding down stairs, like a burglar gang,
To the chimney-corner, where the stockings hang,
And each seizing one, they rush back to bed
Where their feet find warmth, while each curly head
Goes peering down in the stocking to find
The treasures good Santa Claus left behind,
Ere up the chimney he made his way,
To brighten the children’s Christmas Day,
And make it “Merry Christmas.”
–L.A. Obear Continue reading

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New Hampshire’s Old Time Christmas Traditions and Decorations

Santa Claus vintage cardIn New Hampshire’s early days, Christmas was celebrated in a much quieter and sedate manner.  The early New England immigrants were stern opponents of what we consider today to be our usual Christmas pastimes. Even up until the 1870s Christmas celebrations were only a focus of the Episcopalians and Catholics. Gift giving didn’t occur until New Year’s Day, and even then it was of simpler items.  Whether by intent or accident, many of the more celebratory of England’s Christmas traditions were not re-adopted in the American colonies until the latter part of the 19th century.  Some examples are shown below. Continue reading

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