Will Cressy was a New Hampshire born humorist and vaudeville performer who wrote a series of booklets entitled, “Will Cressy’s Humorous History of ——–.” An entire blog post dedicated to him can be found elsewhere. For now, only the history pertinent to New Hampshire is shown here. The illustrations shown here, unless indicated differently, were not found in the original pamphlet.
—WILL CRESSY’S HUMOROUS HISTORY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE—
as found in The Granite Monthly, Vol 57, March 1925, No. 3, page 106

The Ark on Mt. Washington, New Hampshire. (SPOOF). Photograph created by J. W. Brown meshing two real photographs– one of Mt. Washington circa 1900, and a sketch of Noah’s Ark, taken from The Bible panorama 1891.
MOUNT WASHINGTON was the highest point in the Garden of Eden. When the Ark finally landed NOAH stepped out, looked around and said, —- “Who said this was Ararat? This is MOUNT WASHINGTON, in NEW HAMPSHIRE.”
And HAM took his family and went down through Dixville Notch and started Portsmouth.
And SHEM went down Crawford Notch route and started Nashua.
And JEPHET took the Franconia Notch route and settled at Concord. Continue reading




