Not New Hampshire: Connecticut–Further Away Than You Thought!

In 1884 Christmas time was also associated with fairy folk. This must be true today.

It appears that the marketing genius at a yet unnamed tourism web site, is a far darrig, or ‘Red Man.’  No, I’m not speaking of the beloved red-clad Saint Nick, although the folks in Connecticut might be thinkin’ that someone named –Nick– is behind a plot.  A ‘far darrig’ is rather a prankish fairy, much like its Swedish cousin, the tomte.

I have it from reliable sources that the State of Connecticut recently fell off, or possibly was pushed off, a regional map of New England.  It is unknown at this time how the deed was accomplished.  People stare in wonder, and consider whether Connecticut will disappear from other maps, and what the implication might be of faulty geographical information?

But fay, O muse! what powerful motive draws?
For this event, unfold the mighty cause?
What would induce one hundred eighty-seven men to come,
Their shops forsaken, and forgot their home,
Perhaps not e’en a marketing prepar’d,
And doubtless some good time and money spared;
What would impel the show-man to forego
The certain profits springing from his show?
….
But private interest never should controul
The vast, and nobler interest of the whole.
Hence, when disorder mars the wheel of state,
Its course impedes, or turns, by force, or weight,
If the ring burst, or if the tiring break
The Spoke is shatter’d or the hub shall crack.”
–excerpts from “DEMOCRACY: An Epic Poem,”by Aquiline Nimble-Chops, Connecticut Courant newspaper, 1776

For the record, Cow Hampshire continues to observe Connecticut as one of six New England states.  All written with cow tongue firmly in cheek.

Sources:
1. St. Louis Globe-Democrat, 21 Dec 1884, page 21, story “Christmas Time and Fairy Folk.”
2. Bowle’s Map of the Seat of War: New England, comprehending the provinces of Massachusetts Bay, and New Hampshire; with the Colonies of Connecticut and Rhode Island; London, Printed for Carington Bowles No 69 in St. Pauls Church Yard, 1776
3. Connecticut Courant newpaper, page 1, published 17 March 1794 1.
4. Visit Connecticut! The Official Connecticut State Vacation Guide.
5. WBUR: Article, “New England Nutmegs Connecticut”
6. RadioBoston: “Connecticut Wiped Off New England Map

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Graphic: The Christmas Box

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The Christmas Box

Come, let us, like our jovial fires of old,
With gambels and mince-pie, our Christmas hold.
from New-Hampshire Gazette newspaper, published 3 January 1766

In the 18th and 19th centuries the “Christmas Box” was an honorable custom used to reward both household servants, and merchants who provided excellent service, or perhaps to encourage them to do so into the future.  The custom possibly evolved from the Christian church's practice of collecting alms in a locked iron box for the poor and then distributing it  as “the dole of the Christmas box.”  So when you offer a holiday gift to your hairdresser or mailman, keep in mind that your action has a ancient European precedent.

In the latter part of the 19th century, the original metal or sealed clay boxes and containers were replaced with paper, and were probably the forerunners of our current day habit of wrapping gifts in colorful boxes. The 19th century Christmas Boxes, however, received contributions not only of coin, but of letters from friends and associates offering warm wishes, and playful poetry or verses. 

And so in the spirit of the Christmas Box, I offer glimpses of Christmases past.
–Great Posts of Christmas Past and Present–

I invite you, my readers, to add something to my Christmas box–a verse, warm wishes, whatever-you-please. 

Related Subjects:
Colonial Gambling (i.e. gambel)
Colonial Mince Pie
Boxing Day
Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, by Ebenezer Cobham Brewer, 1882

Drawing above from:  “The Christmas Box, an Annual Present to Young Persons,” edited by T. Crofton Croker, Esq., London: John Ebers and Co., Philadelphia, 1899

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1786 Poem: "The Grumbling Clown"

Jerome Robbins Dance Division, The New York Public Library. "The famous Dutch woman." The New York Public Library Digital Collections. 1711.

Jerome Robbins Dance Division, The New York Public Library. “The famous Dutch woman.” The New York Public Library Digital Collections. 1711.

Beneath an oak a rustick clown
Lay lounging in the shade,
Complaining loud of Fortune’s gifts,
And call’d her — partial jade.

The works of Providence were wrong,
And bad was all in sight;
He knew some things were wrong contriv’d
And he could set them right.

“For instance,” cries the grumbling churl,
“Behold this sturdy tree;
“Remark the little things it bears,
“And what disparity!

“Again–observe yon pumpkins grow,
“And see! the stalks show small!
“Unable to support their fruit,
“So bulky are they all!

“Now, I, if I had power to do’t,
“Would alter thus the case:
“That this large tree should pumpkins bear,
“And acorns take their place.”

He spoke; and, rising on his breech,
Strait from the tree fell down
An acorn of the smaller size,
And pitch’d upon his crown.

“Now,” says a trav’ller, who had heard
“The whole the clown had said,
“Suppose the tree had pumpkins borne,
“What would have sav’d thy head?”

Source: New-Hampshire Gazette, Portsmouth NH; page 4, issue 1528; published January 27, 1786

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Madison, New Hampshire: Home to New England’s Largest "Lost Rock"

Well, the Madison Boulder is not exactly lost.

Hundreds if not thousands of people take a gander at this 5,000 (plus) ton wonder each year. This huge granite rock measures about 83 feet in length, 23 feet in height above the ground, and 37 feet in width.  A part of this roughly rectangular block of stone is buried to a depth of ten to twelve feet. Roadside America calls it “America’s Largest Glacial Traveler.”

In geology terms this prominence is considered an “erractic“–a stone moved from its parent source to another spot by a glacier or its streams. These stones are sometimes called “lost rock,” or “foundlings.” The make-up of this rock would then be very different from the ground on which it sits. The Native Peoples of North America regarded these erratics as medicine or spirit stones.

Some feel that the Madison Boulder is the largest erratic in New England, and possibly in the world. Erratics such as the Madison Boulder, and the Pennichuck Boulder in Merrimack New Hampshire, are often used to track the path that an ancient glacier traveled.

The exact parent source of the Madison Boulder is debated. Initially it was believed to have come from Albany only a few miles away. Today other authorities believe it originated at the Whitton or White ledges 12.5 and 4 miles respectively, to the northwest. Others say the boulder is similar to the ones forming Mount Willard in Crawford Notch, twenty-four miles to the nothwest.

If you would like to take a look for yourself, the Madison Boulder is located at a 17-acre site off route 113 in Madison New Hampshire.  This site was acquired by the state of N.H. in 1946. In 1970 Madison Boulder was designated a National Natural Landmark by the U.S. Department of the Interior because the enormous erratic, “is an outstanding illustration of the power of an ice sheet to pluck out very large blocks of fractured bedrock and move them substantial distances.”

Phone: 603-323-2087
Open: Mid-May to Mid-November

Janice

*Additional Reading*

Madison Boulder Natural Area-

History of the Madison Boulder (video)

Madison Boulder Video

-Chamber’s Encyclopedia: Erratic Boulder

-Wikipedia–Madison NH

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