If cows could make New Year Resolutions they might want to …
1. Party more.
2. Attend rehab.
3. Request more songs be written about them.
4. Request fewer songs be written about them.
5.Learn how to play the accordion.
6. Learn how to dance in tandem.
7. Exercise more.
8. Travel more.
9. Travel less.
10. Work with the conservative Tea Party members to ban computer games with violence against cows.
–Happy New Year from Cow Hampshire!–